Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Dog-eared 18

I’ve decided to copy my wife's “dog-eared” feature. These posts will contain quotations from books, music, movies, and whatever else I feel like sharing.

Wittgenstein’s Mistress

Was it really some other person I was so anxious to discover, when I did all of that looking, or was it only my own solitude that I could not abide?


In either event people continually looking in and out of windows is doubtless not such a ridiculous subject for a book, after all.


Even though Emily Brontë once struck her dog so angrily that she knocked it out, simply because it had gotten onto her bed when she had told it not to get onto her bed, which is the one thing Emily Brontë did that one wishes she hadn’t.


Even if, as I have perhaps said, there are also things Emily Brontë did not do that one wishes she had.


Although which may well be none of one’s business either, it finally occurs to me.


And meantime I would appear to have completely forgotten my russet cat’s name.


David Markson, Wittgenstein’s Mistress, page 134.


Practically every single day at Corinth, for instance, when I did remember to let the cat back in, I said good morning to it.


Good morning, Rembrandt, being exactly how I said it practically every single time.


Russet as a color that one automatically associates with Rembrandt having been the origin of this, naturally.


Even if russet is perhaps not a color.


In any case it is surely not a color that has anything to do with painting, although admittedly it may be a color that has something to do with bedspreads. Or with upholstery.


Although not being a painting a cat can be russet too.


And being russet is apt to be named Rembrandt.


Which in fact no less an authority than Willem de Kooning found to be a perfectly suitable name, on an afternoon when the identical cat happened to climb into his lap.


Perhaps I have not mentioned that my russet cat climbed into Willem de Kooning’s lap.


My russet cat once climbed into Willem de Kooning’s lap.


Page 135.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Dog-eared 17

I’ve decided to copy my wife's “dog-eared” feature. These posts will contain quotations from books, music, movies, and whatever else I feel like sharing.

Morrissey

Morrissey was asked what he thought of t.A.T.u.’s cover of “How Soon is Now?” He said he thought it was magnificent but admitted that he didn’t know much about t.A.T.u.

The interviewer explained, “They’re teenage Russian Lesbians.” To which Morrissey replied, “Well, aren’t we all?”

I do not like t.A.T.u.’s cover.


Note: I cannot believe I didn't already have a "Morrissey" tag.

Sweatpants

The last two years of my life captured in a New Yorker cartoon.



"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."

To the extent this was anyone's fault, it was mine.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Dog-eared 16

I’ve decided to copy my wife's “dog-eared” feature. These posts will contain quotations from books, music, movies, and whatever else I feel like sharing.

The Need for Mountains

I climbed out of my father’s pickup at a train stop in Minidoka, Idaho, then I’m getting on a train bound for Chicago and I had never been east of the Rockies, for God’s sake. And when I got to Harvard, something wasn’t right. There was something gnawing at me. And it took me probably three or four weeks to figure out what it was—I couldn’t find the horizon.

Lou Dobbs, What I’ve Learned, Esquire Magazine, February 2010, page 94.

As someone from the west, I know exactly what he’s talking about. Those who were raised around mountains deeply feel their absence when there aren’t any around. At least I do. I’ve talked about this a great deal with many people when discussing some of the things about living in Chicago that are hard for me, and I don’t think anyone from the Midwest truly understands.

Note: Of course I imagine the same is true when easterners talk about how they miss living in a “real city” when they move out west.

Also note: Lou Dobbs is not one of my favorite people, but I liked the quotation so here it is.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Dog-eared 15

I’ve decided to copy my wife's “dog-eared” feature. These posts will contain quotations from books, music, movies, and whatever else I feel like sharing.

Words that Have to Do with Poop

. . . [A] tip for scatologically minded word-lovers: many of the most weirdly cognate and thoroughly obscene, cloacal, and stercoraceous words in the English language appear in unabridged dictionaries between coppice and copse.

From Garner’s Modern American Usage, 3rd edition, page 204 (the last paragraph in the entry “copse; coppice”).

Yes, I haven’t posted anything in quite some time. I don’t really know why.