A surefire way to get attention from interested women:
(1) Borrow an adorable baby, ideally one who can walk and is between 12 and 20 months.
(2) Take the baby to a Paper Source, Jo-Ann’s, Michaels, or any other crafty type store.
(3) Pretend, if necessary, that you really like the baby. Interact with him, speak to him, et cetera, and generally act like a good dad.
(4) Purchase, or at least gather in your cart, things for your “planned” craft project. The artier the better. Have a heartwarming story ready for why you’re doing the specific project, one that does not involve another woman unless that woman is a close blood relative.
This is guaranteed to work.
Notes: (a) Being a happily married man, I can only vouch for this technique’s effectiveness at getting attention, I cannot ensure you that you’ll get laid; and (b) I don’t know how effective this would be if you aren’t incredibly handsome and preternaturally charming.
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